Robert Pattinson. Click on the image to see the full pattern

But beware: you think that crocheted Edward Cullen doll is going to be enough to prove that you're the interweb's biggest Twilight devotee? Think again. Over the last few months, there has been an outpouring of crafted devotion from fans all over the world and you'll be pushed to match some of the, erm, wonderful pieces that adorn blogs and forums all over the web.

There are Flickr groups dedicated to all that is Twilight craft, Twitter accounts, blogs galore and, of course, Etsy is filled with almost 16,000 handmade items celebrating Stephanie Meyer's vampire story. So you've got plenty to live up to.

But if what you lack in artistic endeavour you make up for in enthusiasm (and in free time) then fear not, we have the solution for you: this wonderful Robert Pattinson cross-stitch sampler. What better way to prove you are a true fan than by sewing an exact replica of his face? It's not a scary, slightly weird thing to do, honestly. It's handmade with love. Or something like that.